Jesus. Okay. Apparently someone thought it would be a good idea to check this page out.

Me: What do you think I should include on my Silent Hill website?
Tem: Sexy Pyramid Head.
Me: Sexy Pyramid Head?
Tem: Sexy Pyramid Head.
Me: Is there any other kind?
Tem: You could include my opinions on whether having sex with Pyramid Head counts as monsterfucking.
Me: Do you think he's too humanoid?
Tem: Pyramid Head counts as a monster. Because he doesn't have a head, right? The pyramid is his head.
Me: Correct.
Tem: But he's right on the borderline. If you change any aspect of him to be more human, it's no longer monsterfucking; he's just some guy. If you change the pyramid to a helmet instead of his head, it's not monsterfucking. If he can talk, it's not monsterfucking. Pyramid Head is a useful demonstration of where the monsterfucking line is.

So now you know. I hope it was worth it.

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