It cracks me up that James's reaction, if you try to examine the stage with the pole on it at Heaven's Night, is '...Just a regular stage. There's nothing strange about it,' ellipsis and all.

There's also a great 'James desperately tries not to pay attention to how sexy Silent Hill is' moment in the hospital, if you examine the locker with a poster of a woman in a bikini on it: 'The locker won't open. ...This is no time to be looking at a stupid poster.'

Anyway! This feels like the perfect place to talk about James Sunderland's sexual isses.

Ignore the wounded look James is giving you right now. It needs to be said.

You can go back to the streets from here, or press on to the hospital.